Hanso phone line

The Hanso Phone Line is a voicemail system used by the Lost ARG.

2nd May 2006

Main Menu

Welcome to the Hanso Foundation, reaching out to a better tomorrow. If you know your parties extension you may enter it now.
For general information, press 1.
For Alvar Hanso, press 2.
For Thomas Werner Mittlewerk, press 3.
For Hugh McIntyre, press 4.
For Peter Thompson, press 5.
Thank you, and, Namastae.

General Information

<German>
<Ringing>
Welcome to Verizon's voice messaging service.
The Hanso Foundation is located at 544 ??? DK 1604
<static>
...don't look into the light. This is Persephone, i dont have much time, none of us do.
If you want to know the truth about the Hanso Foundation, the real story behind them.
A line pulled tight enough will always snap under the breaking strain. Use that password on the website, Breaking Strain
They're Coming.

Alvar Hanso

<German>
Right now, if you post your resume on Monster.com you're twice as likely to land a job you're looking for.
<Ringing>
Welcome to Verizon's voice messaging service.
(English female voice) You've reaced the office of Alvar Hanso; president and CEO of the Hanso Foundation.
<Static>
(American female voice) Where is Alvar Hanso? What have they done with him? Who is in charge?..
<Static>
<Dial Tone>

Note: After the message, the caller is returned to the menu.

Thomas Werner Mittlewerk

<German>
<Rap>
<Ringing>
Welcome to Verizon's voice messaging service.
(Austrian accented male voice) You've reached the office of Dr. Thomas Wener Mittlewerk; Senior Vice President COO and Chief Technologist of the Hanso Foundation.
I will be unreachable for the next 3 weeks, however, for those employees of Peak Heavy Industries and Whitmore Corporation engaged in active projects, I will be continuously updating the confidential information line.
Please refer to your project manual for hotline access instructions.
Thank you, and, Namaste.

Hugh McIntyre

<German>
<Rap>
Welcome to Verizon's voice messaging service.
(American male voice) Hi, this is Hugh McIntyre; Vice President and communications director of the Hanso Foundation, i'll return to the office in 2 weeks.
If you're calling about the inquiry into the Korean offshore project, please hang up and contact our legal department.
To hear more information about Joop, the world's oldest orangutan, please refer to our website: thehansofoundation.org.
Thank you, and, Namaste.
<Static>
Message 1: Hugh, Thomas. Just got the changes, good work.
We should go ahead and rename the accelerated remote viewing facility as well, we've got to try and put a public face on all this. Call me.
<Beep>
Message 2: Hugh its Darla. I need to talk to you about Sri Lanka, it just isn't right.
<Beep>
End of Messages. Goodbye.

Peter Thompson

<German>
Right now, if you post your resume on Monster.com...
<Ringing>
Welcome to Verizon's voice messaging service.
(American female voice) Hello, you've reached the office of Peter Thompson, Vice President General Council and Secretary of the Hanso Foundation.
Peter Thompson is not available to take your call. If this is regarding the inquiry into the Korean offshore project we regretfully decline to comment.
<Scuffle>
Give me the phone Irene. Gimmie it.
<Takes phone>
This is peter Thompson. As chief legal officer i wish to remind those who make threats against me or my collegues or any representatives of Whitmore Corporation or Peak Heavy Industries that these acts are criminal.
Make no mistake that we will locate and prosecute you to the fullest extent of the law.
That's a promise.
Namaste.

3rd May 2006

Closed Message

You have reached the Hanso Foundation.
Due to unforseen cicumstances this line has been closed.
To find out more about the Hanso Foundation, go to thehansofoundation.org